• bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

baconnnnnnn:

one of the best feelings in the world is closing the 50 tabs you had open once you finish a big project

worldpeaces:

when you’re in class and someone blurts out something extremely stupidimage

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches)

svvords:

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

(Source: wasiangod)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying